Apr
14
2008
14
2008
Do you have the time?
An incredibly confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to an insanely attractive woman. He gives her a quick once-over and then looks down at his watch.
The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?”
“No,” he replies. “I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was testing it.”
“A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?”
“It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me,” he explains.
“What’s it telling you now?”
“Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties…”
The woman giggles and replies, “Well, it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!”
The man exclaims, “Damn thing must be an hour fast!”