Apr
13
2008
13
2008
A drunk walks into a bar…
A drunk rolls into a bar, but the bartender refuses to serve him.
“You’ve had too much to drink,” he says. “I’m not serving you.”
Five minutes later, the drunk comes in again. The bartender stands firm.
“There’s no way I’m serving you more alcohol. You’ve had more than enough already.”
Five minutes later, the doors open and the drunk lurches in once more.
“Look,” says the bartender, “I’m not serving you. You’re too drunk.”
The drunk nods. “I guess I must be,” he says. “This is the third place in a row that’s refused to serve me.”