12
2007
Become George Bush’s Speechwriter
this will fill about…i dont know, 4 minutes
speechwriter
12
2007
When cybersex goes wrong!
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I [...]
11
2007
Jackson visits army base in Japan
Michael Jackson dropped by a US airbase during his tour of Tokyo, meeting thousands of troops and their families.
The singer has been in the country greeting fans at parties organised in his honour.
Jackson called the assembled troops at Camp Zama “some of the most special people in the world”.
“It is because [...]
11
2007
Badge Saves Rookie Cop From Attacker’s Blade
A rookie cop’s badge miraculously prevented him from being stabbed by a knife-wielding Howard Beach man outside St. Helen’s Church last week.
Joseph Leonardi, 51, was allegedly driving his 1996 Buick erratically near the church last Thursday before trying to take down the 10-foot-by-4-foot wooden sign near its entrance. When [...]
9
2007
Wake-up call over TV phone scams
anyone from the uk will no doubt have seen this coming!
The timing could hardly have been worse. Television bosses were meeting the regulator Icstis, hoping to convince it there wasn’t really a “crisis” or “scandal” in premium-rate TV shows, merely a few unfortunate coincidences, when up popped a new incident that seemed to confirm [...]